Carpenter gets a day off 20170603

[wonderdog]

I just read the thread.

This is bad, really bad.

How many runs are they losing by?

[sabertooth5185]

I know Happ's numbers aren't great, but he looks like a ball player to me. Pretty swing.

[sabertooth5185]

I just read the thread.

This is bad, really bad.

How many runs are they losing by?

Scold. Don't ruin my afternoon of bitching with good news.

[Redbirdfan1]

Did Lester pick someone off at 1B??????

[sabertooth5185]

Did Lester pick someone off at 1B??????

Yeah...he got Pham.

[Oz-iz-God]

Yeah...he got Pham.

Yeah, Pham was daring him to throw it and he did. Shit happens.

[sabertooth5185]

Yeah, Pham was daring him to throw it and he did. Shit happens.

A play like that could cure a case of the yips. I hope not, because I hate Lester.

[Oz-iz-God]

Christ.

Why is Peralta still on this roster?

Hurry back, Jed.

[Sonicblast12]

You have to release Peralta. You have to.

[Sonicblast12]

I just read the thread.

This is bad, really bad.

How many runs are they losing by?

You're right. They're really good.

[sabertooth5185]

You have to release Peralta. You have to.

Just terrible. He hurts in so many ways.

[Oz-iz-God]

You have to release Peralta. You have to.

He sucks at EVERYTHING. And there's no indication that he ever won't. He's a disaster out there.

[Oz-iz-God]

Welp...guess I'd go with Siegrist here.

**** you, Peralta.

[sabertooth5185]

What a bunch of bullshit.

[Sonicblast12]

See, this is a spot for Cecil. Slam dunk.

But you can't possibly use him because he's so terrible.

[sabertooth5185]

Welp...guess I'd go with Siegrist here.

**** you, Peralta.

I stick with Leake.

[Oz-iz-God]

By the way, we spent $32 million on Brett Cecil and he's nowhere to be seen.

Oh...well that took one pitch. Lovely.

[Sonicblast12]

Schwarber stared at it like he isn't hitting .160. A**hole.

[paulie walnuts]

Want to take a bet on which reliever blows it today? I'm going with Oh blowing in the 8th after two runners get on and Mike panics.

Shoulda panicked sooner.

[sabertooth5185]

I stick with Leake.

Clearly, I was wrong. Fvck me, fvck Matheny and fvck Peralta.

[Oz-iz-God]

See, this is a spot for Cecil. Slam dunk.

But you can't possibly use him because he's so terrible.

Exactly. This is why you went and signed the guy and he's so damn awful that we left Leake out there on fumes to face a guy that can't hot lefties when he's hot, let alone right now.

It took a good combination of terrible managing and roster construction for this to happen.

Oh, and **** yourself Wonderdog, you brainless twit. I suspect we won't hear from you again today...

[Sonicblast12]

Leake deserved better. This is Cecil's fault.

[Oz-iz-God]

They win this game if Garcia is at 3b.

Can't have that.

[wonderdog]

Exactly. This is why you went and signed the guy and he's so damn awful that we left Leake out there on fumes to face a guy that can't hot lefties when he's hot, let alone right now.

It took a good combination of terrible managing and roster construction for this to happen.

Oh, and **** yourself Wonderdog, you brainless twit. I suspect we won't hear from you again today...

That's it, let it all out.

****ing shit. ****ing Leake. ****ing Schwarber. ****.

[wonderdog]

How come shit and no ****?

[sabertooth5185]

Ruined my perfect Saturday. I wish I could punch Matheny in the face. Not really. Maybe wonderdog.

[Redbirdfan1]

Someone explain to me why it's not Garcia if Jedd is out?????

[wonderdog]

Ruined my perfect Saturday. I wish I could punch Matheny in the face. Not really. Maybe wonderdog.

But why shit and no ****?

[sabertooth5185]

But why shit and no ****?

Stop complaining and just sub in a v when only fvck will do. Like a man.

[wonderdog]

It's not too late. Who's with me?

[sabertooth5185]

Someone explain to me why it's not Garcia if Jedd is out?????

Because Peralta makes more money. And that matters...I guess.

[sabertooth5185]

Come on, Maddon. We need Strop.

[sabertooth5185]

The last game I ever played, I went for a play just like that. Caught the top of my glove on the too-long grass and broke my wrist.

[barnbird]

Because Peralta makes more money. And that matters...I guess.

Cheap Dewitt does not want to eat more salary he is already paying Fatboy not to play.

[wonderdog]

Fücking Fowler. Fücking Pham. Fücking Piscotty.

[sabertooth5185]

Fücking Fowler. Fücking Pham. Fücking Piscotty.

That's how a chick does it.

[Sonicblast12]

See now you can bring in Cecil because nothing matters anymore.

[wonderdog]

That's how a chick does it.

That's how the Germans do it.

[sabertooth5185]

I don't even like how Fowler catches the ball.

Is it possible to love a team and hate most of it's players? It must be.

[sabertooth5185]

That's how the Germans do it.

German chicks.

[wonderdog]

German chicks.

[Sonicblast12]

Hey clean inning because there was no pressure. I think Cecil would have walked Schwarber.

[Oz-iz-God]

Oh good. Peralta's up.

[sabertooth5185]

Oh good. Peralta's up.

Don't we have a couple of lefties on the bench? Doesn't one of them play third base?

[Oz-iz-God]

You know that Matheny was thinking about that 18 AB sample size when he sent Peralta up there instead of Carpenter.

[Sonicblast12]

Oh so that's why Peralta is here. For that.

[Oz-iz-God]

Don't we have a couple of lefties on the bench? Doesn't one of them play third base?

And?

Peralta got a few hits off Davis 5 years ago so he's clearly the right call there.

[John D]

That's it, let it all out.

****ing shit. ****ing Leake. ****ing Schwarber. ****.

Are they losing or something?

[Sonicblast12]

You know that Matheny was thinking about that 18 AB sample size when he sent Peralta up there instead of Carpenter.

He crunched the numbers, read some charts, asked his coaching staff and came up with that decision.

Or he sat there and wondered if it was bright enough for sunglasses.

[Sonicblast12]

What if DeJong hit one in the bleachers right here?